Why Does He Love Her More?

So I get a call from Tim last night, "The car broke down can you come pick me up?" He's got luck like you wouldn't believe. He ends up breaking down right at the turn off for work, he wasn't even late. Plus, he's got this amazing wife that will go out in the middle of the night to pick him up when the "person" she's playing second fiddle to lets him down.

This is why there is no post on all the new landscaping we did this weekend. So now the Volkswagen is robbing you too. How's it feel?