10 July 2005

Oliver Sends His Apologies

Dear Patron of this Web page,

I am so sorry my owner has been neglecting her posting duties. She's so ridiculously picky she wouldn't use the free photo program that came with the new computer because it was slightly harder to use than her beloved Photoshop. So she had to wait until she had a free day and drive all the way to the big city to pick up a copy of the program.

Well I tell you, she's back now and she's downloading all of those stored up photos from the last week of house happenings. So thank you for you patience, and stay tuned the dry spell is about to end.

It's a good thing feeding me isn't too difficult or I wouldn't be able to keep up my lovely figure.

I promise she'll do better from here on out.

Your friend,

Oliver the House Cat

P.S. send tuna